Would You Hit That?: Kris Kardashian-Humphries

The most popular subject of the question “why is this bitch famous?” got hitched this past weekend. Fameglutton Kim Kardashian wed NBA player Kris Humphries in a lavish wedding in Montecito, CA. All the greats were there – Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Kathie Lee Gifford. Someone wrote somewhere that this was “the American version of the royal wedding,” and hopefully that hack was taken out back by the chemical sheds and shot after typing that because WRONG. The Kardashians are everything wrong with our culture. Truth. But let’s get to the most important part – would you fuck the groom?

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17 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Kris Kardashian-Humphries

  1. wait, why is there a “none of the above” (NOTA) choice? i think a yes or no option would be sufficient. we need a NOTA option if the question were, would you fuck the bride or the groom, but not if the question is just would you fuck the groom. 

  2. I find him hot, especially with some hair on his face. She picks some hotties, first reggie, now this guy. Yum!

  3. I don’t think you get to both lambast the Kardashian cult and then participate in perpetuating by posting a poll related to its most recent publicity event.  Gotta pick a side.

  4. Ran into him and his ho wife in new York. Match made in dumb heaven!!!! I wouldn’t fuck that with someone else’s dick even if you paid me.

  5. Lol. The American version of the Royal Wedding. LOL Oh my.. We really are in a sad state of affairs then.

    That said, yeah, he’s hot.

  6. YouKnow, if he was sportin a sprout do you think he’d be banging her? She would not settle for anything elss than a 20 carat 2 million dollar diamond on her hand, why would she settle for less in bed!

    And yeah, the dude’s hot, he’s got muscle and he’s going to age really well into a stud of a man…..

  7. Do you think a Kardashian would actually marry a guy who did not have a huge cock?  No way!

  8. only can say good lucky stud you Need it, if it last more  than a year would be pushing l0L

  9. It’s funny–I happened to see a brief segment about this on TV with my mom.  She says she doesn’t get it and says she doesn’t find Mr. Humphries attractive in the least.  Then she asks me what I think of him.  Um, would it have been appropriate to respond with, “I want to rip his clothes off with my teeth, bend him over the kitchen table, and pound the bejeebus out of him.  Does that answer your question?”

  10. I find him TOTALLY GORGEOUS. Does anyone know if there are any nudes of this guy? Damn would I love to see ALL of that!!!!!

  11. She is such a SLUT, if he wants to marry her that’s fine, but I would never marry anyone who reveled and profited on a SEX tape, her claim to fame, she has no talent  nothing, I have girlfriends much hotter than her but they never got fucked on film

  12. why the hate? the guy looks like a total big dicked bubble butt stallion. just get hard looking at him.

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