Marc Anthony has been ALL through the Hollywood gossip pipeline lately . He has split with his ultra-famous wife Jennifer Lopez and is now working to dispel rumors that he had his dick in everyone – from Jada Pinkett-Smith to various flight attendants. As I watched an interview he did with ABC News, as he denied, denied, denied, I realized two things:
1) I did not care about this story at all.
2) I wouldn’t fuck him if J.Lo’s money was at the end of his dick.
He just doesn’t do it for me. Probably because he looks like he has a iron deficiency. He’d be taking you from behind and you would hear a gasp as he collapsed on your back and you’d be “uh, are you done?” and be answered with silence as realize you should have gone to Outback Steakhouse instead. But would you?
– J. Harvey
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hell to the NO, as J-lo says
skeletor is NOT sexy imo
J.Lo must’ve been at a real desperate, low point in her love life when she married him. She can do much better than that. In short, Hell no
To paraphrase Joan Rivers: Say no to the Puerto Rican Steve Buscemi.
I may say no to Puerto Rican Steve Buscemi, but I would still like to see his baby arm cock
Definitely an undecided for me. I remember when he hit the American scene, and when he was in Paul Simon’s “Capeman,” and I thought he was incredibly hot, but then there are pics of him where he just looks awful. That could be a whole Manhunt feature–celebrities who have to be photographed just right to be hot. Hayden Christiansen, for example.
Somehow I always figured J Lo must have married him ’cause he has a huge cock and is a great fuck, but better her than me.
no wonder why Jennifer drop him, he look bad yunk L0L
look at pics before and after, Damn she sucked all his juicy damn woof
Just so you know, MA has ALWAYS looked like that. What we all have to wonder is: how the fuck can this man have beded to great women? (His previous wife was 1993 Miss Universe). I just have to believe he has a huge cock.
Wiso5o, your beliefs are correct. He likes to use loose pants and wears no underwear, you can tell he’s packing, and well, Puerto Ricans do have that reputation of being good in bed.
Hell by the looks of it J_LO sucked the life out of him as she does everything around her!!!! Skank
I’m sorry. He looks like a vampire. Legit first impression of the side by side photos. And I don’t think I can rock out to vamp man.
Definitely not. He’s a great singer, but that’s all. Besides, the man left his first wife (a former Miss Universe) and kids for J-Lo. Loyalty is not one of his priorities. Next candidate, please.
J.Lo already HAD done better when she was married to that hottie Cris Judd. Why she divorced him is beyond me.
he’s like skeletor got swept up in the latino fad… and then got super AIDS.
Oh lord no, hell no.
EEEEWWWW… would rather become a celibate Monk.
Hell to the no. Marc Anthony looks like Skeletor. He’s too skinny and ugly. The word in New York City Puerto Rican community, he has a huge uncut penis. I wouldn’t want to find out.
You are right. I am Afro Boricua and I’ve been with a few Ricans over the years and they were good in bed. I can’t say this for Salvadorans or Mexicans. Dominicans and Cubans are hot in bed too.
Have tried to see the hottness in him for years . . . . but have not found it. Too skinny, must look anerexic when nude. Hope for his sake he has a big dick and knows how to use it. I guess just his attitude is sexy, and of course his $$ softens the edges a bit, 🙂
Hey there is something so sexy about Marc…my attraction grow recently when he was on HawthoRNe so sad that the show was canceled would have loved to see how far Marc & Jada characters went. Plud I seen pic’s of him and he’s packin!! Which makes up for the height factor.
Marc Antony is one of the most ugly men of the entertainment world that I have ever seen. I agree, he just looks like a corpse.
he is not an attractive man at all , but he has that huge puerto rican dick I bet .
if you are into huge cock, you would be so in love >>
THE MAN IS NOT THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE MAN THERE IS BUT YUCK