Would you sleep with a man who lives in a trailer and doesn't use toothpaste? Normally, I would say no to this question, but it's a different story when that man in question is Mark Boyle. This British hottie lives his life without spending a single penny. And for the record, he does brush his teeth. He just happens to use fennel seeds and cuttlefish bones to do it.
Ever since I've laid eyes on this man, there were no doubts that I'd sleep with him. I briefly considered featuring him in our Secret Sex series, but there's nothing to be ashamed about here. What he's doing is actually kind of awesome. Who cares if he uses newspapers as toilet paper? I'd still do him on top of his pile of firewood. Am I the only one who feels this way? In other words, would you hit that?
– Dewitt
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id be afraid of whatever type of condom he’ll think up.
Is that the same guy in both pics? In the first one, he looks smoking hot. The second one, not quite so much.
The mountain man lifestyle doesn’t make much difference to me. In fact, in some ways, it’s a bit of a turn-on. So long as he didn’t try pushing homemade condoms on me…
lol@atlas
Do not want horrible smelling breath during sex. Morning breath sure, almost everyone gets that but fennel seeds and cuttlefish?! No thank you.
Before anyone calls me a fussy queen, you’re right. When it comes to brushing your teeth I expect a bit more then seeds and poisson.
Proper oral hygiene is a must I tell you, a must!
So Jimbo, splurge on a tube of toothpaste and new toothbrush and take it with you. Yeesh.
^ Never thought of that, thanks wrestletp for that fine tip.
Yea, the first pic is really hot! Brushing with fennel seeds & cuttlefish sort of leaves a bad taste in my mouth….ha,ha. But I actually did find that fennel seeds are aromatic and cuttlefish bones are ground down into a paste for cleaning. It’s actually more pleasant and effective than it sounds. Plus, he must be European because that’s where Fennel & Cuttlefish are abundant.
This method of cleaning teeth is similar to how people used to use a twig from a sweetgum tree (That tree does not grow in his region, though.)with the bottom crushed as a toothbrush. Sweetgum also has a pleasant taste. That’s how folks cleaned their teeth years ago, especially in the South.
As far as his comdom use goes, I’ll bet he does like the Renaissance era and uses the intestines of farm animals. That is, of course, IF he uses a comdom at all. He may be all natural there and bareback. Who knows?
He would, however, be an interesting guy to visit and get to know further. He could serve me some “natural dining” along with some homemade wine or berry juice with homemade candles lit. What a date!
Chris McCandless wanna-be! Seriously dude, grow up, get a job, and seek mental help. Living “off the grid” is not cool, its for pathetic losers.
I think its awesome to be living off the grid. I would do it too but I like the things I have. Regarding the condom thing….I will bring it lol and anyting else I need lol
I would definitely rock that trailer