“I’m fucking Matt Damon.” What would be your reaction to that sentence? Would you pop a huge boner? Would you go into a jealous rage and start throwing chairs through windows? Or would you just not care at all? In other words… When it comes to actor Matt Damon, would you do unspeakable things to his butthole and/or dick?
This topic has been on our mind ever since The Adjustment Bureau hit theaters. At first, we were extremely intrigued by the film’s concept, but then all the critics were all like, “Meh, whatever! It’s actually not that great.” Then we began to wonder if you snarky bitches would say the same thing about Matt Damon’s face.
– Dewitt
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lol you mean there’s a debate about this?!??!?!?!
Just gonna say, I’m as snarky as they come, but there’s no way I’m saying “no” to this man.
Is this REALLY a question!?
Anyone who would answer “no” to this is either:
A. Dead
or
B. Dead.
No brainer
I don’t find him extraordinarily HOT, but there is something really sexy about him nonetheless. He’s got a real-world guy next door sexy thing going on. I’d totally have sex with him.
I’d fuckem so much my dick would fall off, or he could fuck me till his dick fell off
I think a more accurate question would be “Have you hit that: Matt Damon”. I for one have a good friend who has. No, not a friend of a friend of my cousin Becky’s sister, an actual friend. Sadly he said it was a bit disappointing. Sorry.
lol that you think that’s true
Matt look hot in the movies set,in a real life more like a reqular Joe
Seems like everyone has a “friend” who’s slept with a famous celeb. I second haha, lol that you believe that!
I’ve had a hardon for Matt Damon. Would love to have him mount me!
Matt Damon can get it!!!
Sure would!
Always had a thing for him, but Ben Afflec (sp??) does nothing at all for me..
It’s actually his ‘regular Joe’ qualities I find the most arousing about him. And I think he’s really hot, and getting better as he gets older.
I’ve wanted him every since the talented Mr.Ripley…he keeps getting hotter as he gets older
Hell, us slept with Ben. . . .
technically he would be fucking me :p
I was going to mention Mr Ripley too! That’s when I was hooked.
I slept with Ben Affleck!
I can’t believe there is even a debate here. He is so fucking hot. I would be on his dick all day every day.
can’t stand the guy … every time he opens his mouth these days, it’s about trying to pick my pocket with more of his righteous ideas … as if he lives anywhere near the life i do …
I’ve been hot for Matt’s dick for years now! Every time I see him in a movie, my dick gets rock hard thinking about getting a hold of his dick.
Only if he didn’t open his mouth 😉
Why wouldn’t you?
Matt Damon is my free pass. So yeah if you get in the way of me fucking matt damon, I will nock you down.
I polished George Clooney’s balls with my tongue.
Yeah, I don’t think celebrities should have opinions either.
I devoured John Cena’s juicy ass and he plowed me into the center of the ring like a cheap $2 whore, all night loooong. Then I woke up and so did the “friend” who slept with Matt Damon.
This should have been asked when Invictus came out; totally hot in that movie. But he is always hot.
OF COURSE I WOULD FUCK MATT.HOW OFTEN WOULD I GET TO FUCK AN OSCAR WINNER!!!!!
a rewording to the song ‘I (wish) I’m fucking matt damon’
@MassagebyD; I agree, Matt look’s hot on the big screen, but he look’s average in person. He’s just average in my book. If I woke up horny with a hard on, I dam sure wouldn’t kick him out of my bed. I would definitely date a man that had average look’s like Matt Damon or Matt Damon himself. LOL
In The Talented Mr. Ripley- yes. Any other time, NO.