The fourth season of Dexter premieres this Sunday on Showtime, so it only seemed natural to ask whether you'd bone the show's star, Michael C. Hall. Now I realize it may be difficult to separate him from his detached serial killer character, but try your best to imagine giving him a good, sloppy blowjob. Now continue pondering on what it'd feel like to finger his lubed-up hole…
Did that thought just make you feel gross? Or are you totally hard like I am? Er, pretend I didn't say that last part. I wouldn't want to skew this very scientific poll.
– Dewitt
To vote on whether you'd hit that, follow the JUMP:
Yes. Michael C Hall is a very rugged, sexy man. He looks like he enjoys it rough in bed.
absolutely!
Now I was going to vote yes but you had to put the “even do it if he were actually a serial killer” part in there so I didn’t vote at all. WTF! Yes I’d do him but not if he were the serial killer…
IN A HEARTBEAT.
I wanted to do him when i first saw him on HBO’s Six Feet Under where he played a gay character. And the scenes where he kissed his boyfriend, the sexy black cop….. i just jizzed my pants.
No question about it!
I have had a crush on that man since Six Feet Under. Love em.
Well, yeah, he was cute on SFU, but since dexter started, he got so much better!! He build body, get his hair dizzy, the messy beard, shirts more open, and the “i wanna kill” look.. yeap, Dex is for me!
Three words: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Even if the last words I ever spoke were, “Oh god, I’m cumming.”
LOL Shaman Have 2 agree with Ralfie would do him good & hard but not if he where a real serial killer hell I cannot even watch the show because he plays a serial killer never mine fucking him if where a real serial killer.
LOL Shaman Have 2 agree with Ralfie would do him good & hard but not if he where a real serial killer hell I cannot even watch the show because he plays a serial killer never mine fucking him if where a real serial killer.