I’ve come to accept that Michael Cera will perpetually look like a thirteen year-old lesbian. And yet I’d still jump at the opportunity to hop in the sack with him. Oh, don’t look at me like it’s creepy! He was born in freakin’ 1988, which means he’s only a few years younger than me.
Of course, we’ve already addressed the fact that I’d like to bone Michael Cera, so let’s talk about your attraction (or lack thereof). In honor of his upcoming film Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, we’ve got to ask–would you hit that?
– Dewitt
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he is grosser than aged dog shit soup
Not even with YOUR dick!
This particular movie looks incredibly stupid, but I’ve liked his performances in the past and he’s got that whole skinny, geeky, transluscent thing going.
I’m usually one to go for twinks/skaterboy/college jock types, heck even a geek & nerd or two. But, this kid just does nothing for me. I tried to look at him sexually once in Juno, but just couldn’t do it.
Are you kidding! That geeky little boy? Get serious!
HELL NO!!!! YOu couldn’t pay me to do anything with that kid. sry!
Hey Dewitt, after reading this and your post on David Archuleta, I wouldn’t let you within a mile of my 16 year old son or any of my nepwhews. If you were straight, you’d be one of those frat boys fucking the youngest pussy you could find. Grow up creep.
Um, guys, Michael Cera is 22 years old. He’s not a teenager. I don’t know how old Dewitt is but I bet he’s not that much older. How does that make Dewitt a creep?
I hit yes. He is very geek sexy. I like skinny guys and he is plain adorable. Also I liked him before Juno.
Hey Joseph
It’s great that you are concerned for teenagers, i mean i’d punch the crap out of a creep for messing with young teens. But David Archuletta will be 20 years old in December and Michael Cera is 22 years old. So nothing wrong with the comments Dewitt made. These guys just need to find a way to make themselves look their age.
He is a funny actor and good at the whole nerdy schitct… he always makes me laugh, but not sexy in the slightest.. an easy no from me.
Sheesh, Joseph! Relax, dude!
I voted no. Doesn’t do anything for me.
HELL NO! He ruined Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist for me. I was my favorite book, now I can even reread without seeing his fetal alcohol syndrome face!
What’s that movie where he plays an akward teen to early twenties guys and theres a girl in that movie too that he likes…. oh wait ALL OF THEM…
he needs to not be a typecasted actor and have talent before id even give the thought of sex with him (not meaning i go fold people with money just creative talented people)
What’s that movie where he plays an awkward teen to early twenties guys and there’s a girl in that movie too that he likes…. oh wait ALL OF THEM…
he needs to not be a typecasted actor and have talent before id even give the thought of sex with him (not meaning i go fold people with money just creative talented people)
Dewitt I’ll give U credit U do manage 2 go from 1 end of the spectrum 2 the other skinny little boys ( although he is 22 yrs old ) 2 furry bears and HELL no he just does nothing 4 me !!!
I don’t mean to diss the guy, but MC has no talent – ever since he was on Arrested Development, i wondered how on earth he – with his zero charisma and poor acting skills – could have been cast… my confusion seems to grow everytime i see him starring in a movie, which got me to thinking: who is behind him? I completely agree with danne19 on “What’s that movie where he plays an awkward teen to early twenties guys and there’s a girl in that movie too that he likes…. oh wait ALL OF THEM…”
This guy needs a one way ticket out of showbusiness.
And no, he definitely does NOT do anything for me. Shoot me the day he does.
you revealed your age as 25 (ish?) already? bah, i stop coming to this site at the worst times >.>
It REALLY depends on my mood at the time…but the moment he stops playing the same character and go for something deeper I’ll probably get attracted to him again.
Nah… Not for me…
He always plays ‘weak’ characters. And by that, I mean ones that don’t really have confidence and personality…
That and the fact that he always plays the same kinds of characters really just makes him undesirable…
Cute face though.
Looks too much like Sigourney Weaver…ugh, no.
I wouldn’t touch him with a used dick, even if someone was pushing from behind.
You guys are so goddamn worthlesly catty it’s ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with Michael Cera, just cause he’s not the stereotypical Hollywood Stud ya’ll would throw him under the bus.
You guys are everything that’s wrong with the gay community; caty, housewife-like, vain bitches who judge everybody but always manage to see God looking back at them from the mirror