Would You Hit That?: Morrissey

Morrissey recently told….wait, you know who Morrissey is, right? Lead singer of  hugely influential band The Smiths? Went on to a successful solo career full of snarky lyrics, carnivore hatred, and being all maudlin and asexual? Yeah, that guy. Anyway, he recently stated that he’s retiring in 2 years because feels he’s too old to rock out. Luckily I’ve seen him perform my favorite Smiths song (“Paint A Vulgar Picture”) live, so it’s ok if he bows out. What am I saying – he’s a (very cranky) international treasure!

Anyway, Morrissey says age 55 is when he’s dropping out. The picture above of him is recent. Would you rush the stage for that? (Morrissey fans tend to do that. When security throws them out, he usually stops the show and leaves. It’s fun!)

– J. Harvey

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5 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Morrissey

  1. I was waiting to say “yes” before you even published this post.

    UNF! Morrissey, get on my dick.

  2. Umm how about not using the ugliest pictures of him you can find? Aside from that, YES!

  3. He insulted Tori, after she complimented him, so he gets an emphatic NO

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