Would You Hit That?: Rufus Wainwright

Singer and composer Rufus Wainwright has a new disc out (Out Of The Game) and he’s doing the press thing. Did you know Bea Arthur basically told him to fuck off at a party one time? Dorothy Zbornak does not have time for foppish male torch singers!

Anyway, Rufus is openly gay and sort of a fixture in the industry. I’m not a fan of his music (I can’t tell you how much I hate his cover of “Hallelujah.” It’s not his fault, it’s just that everyone in my immediate vicinity was beating off over it so much, sweet jesus) but I do admire that he’s his own niche and has found success without compromising his shit. The real question is – would you fuck him? You’d probably have to be ok with chain-smoking and a lot of chiffon scarfs.

I’ll give you my opinion (I know you were about to ask). I’m not into Rufus but I totally want to do Out Of The Game’s producer. SWOON.

– J. Harvey

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15 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Rufus Wainwright

  1. He seems to be one of those artists who people either love or hate.  I happen to love his music, and he’s a fantastic live performer . . . but I don’t want to have sex with him.

  2. he has an interesting appeal.  i  certainly wouldn’t mind test driving him.

  3. He’s awesome! I recommend the song Imaginary Love from his first album. Another question could be “top or bottom?” I’m guessing bottom.

  4. he is not my type at all, like if i could describe the exact guy im not into, it would be him. BUT, i do actually think that he is the greatest artist of our time, so i would absolutely fuck him.

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