Would You Hit That?: Russell Crowe

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Despite the inclusion of Academy Award winners Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, many critics have agreed that the latest Robin Hood revamp is totally unnecessary. Well, I could have told you that from the beginning! This story has been told so many times, that even the most inventive adaptation would come off as relatively drab.

Of course, the presence of the movie posters around town got me thinking–how do my fellow cock-lovers feel about Russell Crowe? He's a little rougher around the edges than most leading men, especially given his reputation for having a bad temper. But would you still consider doing him?

– Dewitt

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24 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Russell Crowe

  1. I have nothing against him, but I’ve always thought of Russell Crowe as one those guys that appeals more to straight women than gay men. Then again, it could just be that he’s not my type. I think he’s a phenomenal actor, though.
    I’ve always been curious. Does anyone but me think Edward Norton is incredibly hot?

  2. Maybe getting a bit past prime time now, but thought he was all that early in his career.
    Does anyone remember when he played a young gay guy in one of his first movies? It was an Australian movie and his dad was a blue collar type who had a hard time understanding, no mom….what was the name of that movie?

  3. I hate Russel Crowe, and this goes back 2 him acting a fool and throwing phones at people. He’s not that great of an actor and I dont find him sexy, even if I could get pass the fact he’s a Jerk him and Colin farrell dont do “JACK” for me.

  4. i might have been able to hit that when he was in gladiator and before i knew anything of him.

  5. I am SOOOOOO over these self absorbed ungrateful hollywood a-holes who act like fucking jerks like they are somehow entitled.
    becoming a movie star is like hitting the lottery– just the luck of the draw, stop with the childish acting out and griping about the machine that has made you rich and famous or go back to a 9 to 5 job and leave us in fucking piece.

  6. Throw a phone once or 2wice and forever not a friend. More Man for Me! I’d wonder how much of a *uck he can throw? I’d like to play catcher.

  7. Guys he has the worst legs I’ve seen in a long time. Christ I’ve seen better legs on a fucking table!
    Oh so bitchy !

  8. Eli,
    The Sum of Us was the name of the movie with Jack Thompson, another wanker that thinks he’s something special.

  9. I agree with some of the other guys. Attitude can totally make a man un-sexy, and he’s about one of the biggest jerks in hollywood. So I’d pass on him.

  10. I agree don’t care for Russell Crowe now, only picked up to star in rehashed movie remakes, in fact he is very annoying, really don’t like watching him

  11. Maybe back in his “Gladiator” youth, but now? When he’s older and fatter and uglier and nastier? No thanks!

  12. I wouldn’t hit that, but I would Collin Ferrell.. I don’t think they belong in the same boat..

  13. Although Russell Crowe is amazing actor he is not my type ( voted no on so many level )…

  14. Eh, my initial thought was no, but after thinkingg a couple more seconds I’m at the idk maybe point, haha!

  15. I’ve seen Russell Crowe many many many times over the years…(he owns a property just outside of my home town) and when he’s not in all the Hollywood make up and without a stylist he looks just like any other old and ewwww Aussie bogan around…. He looks great in the photos and some of his movies…. But hell no to tapping that….

  16. I hate them for re-making Robin Hood like this…I just think it’s wrong. D=
    and to answer the question…no me gusta on Russell.

  17. I have always loved Russel Crow, especially since Gladiator.

    God, I love that movie. Sure its a bit long, and a lot of people thought it was a bit dull. But I just love the idea of the gladiator. A manly, dirty, grime covered, sweaty muscleboy, wearing little clothing, muscles flexing as he wields his weapon of choice.

    Its all about testosterone, adrenaline ,and machismo.

    And he pulled off the gladiator looked beautifully.

    Just wish they had many male, full-frontal nude scenes in the movie, with so many hot gladiators around, come on, why not include it? It would have had better ratings if it did.

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