Would You Hit That?: Scotty McCreery

He’s 18, so maybe we should be a little more tactful and instead ask “Would You Admire That And Perhaps Consider Dating It In 3-4 Years?” Scotty McCreery is the good ole’ boy with the deep singin’ twang and the creepy eyes (when he performs) who won American Idol this past season. If you watched the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year, you also know him as the worst lip-syncher ever. Yes, everyone on that shitshow sings to a track, but you don’t flaunt it! He started mouthing the words about 10 minutes after the song started!

Despite his lip-dub fail, do you think Scotty’s a cutie? Let us know in the comments!

– J. Harvey


25 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Scotty McCreery

  1. Big deal…he missed the first three words.  Can’t believe the lame ass media made a story out of this like it’s some holiday catastrophe!  Jeeesh!  He’s a cute kid with a winning country voice for such a young man.  Too bad the songs they picked for his first album suck so bad.

  2. Anyone who’s older than six years old and still goes by “Scotty” has issues.  I haven’t answered to that name since I was a pre-pubescent boy.

  3. I don’t see why this is any story at all. NOONE sings live at the Macy’s Parade. It’s planned that way! Duh! And oh yeah… I’d totally do him!

  4. I don’t. I am usually sleep, until my mother calls and tell me to turn on the television to watch the parade.

  5. He’s not the best looking guy out there, but you just know he’s packing some serious meat in those jeans. :o)

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