Would You Hit That?: Simon Cowell

No, this question isn’t a joke! If we’re being entirely honest, our past few rounds of Would You Hit That have been far too obvious. Of course most of you want to sleep with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon! That isn’t exactly rocket science…

But how about former American Idol judge Simon Cowell? As he kicks off the first US season of The X Factor, we can’t help but wonder if any of you will be watching it for him alone. Have you ever fantasized about fucking him senseless and receiving a smashing critique for your performance? Or having him spout out derogatory phrases as he plows you hard from behind? It’s totally okay if you say “yes” to these questions. Totally okay.

– Dewitt

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Just for fun! Here’s a slightly idealized version…




21 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Simon Cowell

  1. Ugh! I wouldn’t F@*k him with YOUR dick….dumb, ignorant, looks like he smells, too foul for words…

  2. I think he’s repulsive. And he wears shirts that are way too tight for his middle-aged body.

  3. I’d fuck that man until his teeth fell out. I love his tight shirts. Thank God for men that look like him.

  4. LOL@BlackJack; I agree. I would fuck Wanda on ‘In Living Color’, before I would fuck Simon.

  5. Not anymore but, he used to be REALLY hot the first 2 or 3 seasons. I would have “hit” him then.

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