Would You Hit That?: Spencer Pratt

Within the short history of our WYHT series, there have been a few occasions where we’ve anticipated an overwhelmingly positive response. This isn’t one of them. Every now and then, we come across someone so annoying that we’re forced to ask, “Would anyone hit that?”

Enter Spencer Pratt. We’re not even sure what this guy is “famous” for anymore, but his name seems to be perpetually plastered all over the tabloids. He’ll do anything to make a headline, including but not limited to “mistakenly” bringing firearms onto an airplane. So what do you say? Would you hop in bed with this self-professed famewhore?

– Dewitt

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35 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Spencer Pratt

  1. yeah i’d hit it. even though he’s an ugly piece of shit, he’s kinda hot! but i’d just fuck him. i would let him fuck me, unless he had a huge dick!

  2. Only if he shaved that hideous thing he calls hair from the top of his head first. And then I’d have to lie about it afterwards.

  3. when he was younger he was hot as hell…id dtill have sex with him now for sure though

    I dont know what that says about me and my standards sadly lol

  4. NO! Have you ever heard that asshole speak! He’s just a total douchebag, but if that’s what you’re into, go for it.

  5. I would DEFINITELY hit that… repeatedly… with Heidi’s fake (enter body part here) then push him down a moving escalator so he keeps tumbling down, then I’d pick him up, throw him in the back of a garbage truck, drive to the nearest active volcano, dump him into it, then I’d go have pancakes! I’m not sure if this answers your question.

  6. He should be ridden hard for hours with a huge cock; maybe it would calm him the fuck down! Otherwise, just choke him with dick of death!

  7. Maybe, he was kinda cute in the later episodes of “the hills” before he grew that beard. He’s funny to watch though.

  8. I would hit that motherfucker with a baseball bat. Not only he’s a prick, but also an attention whore like that slut of Heidi Montag. So to answer the question, I will pass and rather do Brody.

  9. Not even with your dick, Dewitt…This is one stupid famewhore idiot…his 15 mins is over then he decides to do something illegal to get his name back in the press…the perfect example of someone with no talent getting on television and then after his television gets cancelled he has to find another way to stay on television…he is a talentless doucebag.

  10. uhhh whoever said they hit that sexual…get checked cause you have to be a whore, and for the ones that plain said they’d fuck him. See a Psychologist. I agree with some above, the only hitting I’d do is physical harm to his dumbass.

  11. He’d be such a self-obsessed queen it wouldn’t be fun. Give him a gag and a bag and maybe we could talk, but it’d have to end up being some kinky bondage scene to put him in line or something.

    Just. not. worth it.

  12. I don’t loathe myself and I said yes. Should be careful of blanket statements like that. It calls your whole capaability of reasoning into question.

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