Would You Hit That?: Steven Prior

It’s a proven and well-known fact that some twinks are equipped with absurdly large penises. And then there are twinks like Steven Prior. He’s packing a tool so large that I’m not even sure how he’s able to walk. I mean, what would he do if that thing got hard in public? It’d be like a dinosaur living inside of his pants!

I’m not even sure what someone would do with that thing in bed. If you make an attempt to deepthroat it, you’ll inevitably wind up gagging yourself. And if you try to hop on for a ride? It seems like it’d be the equivalent of getting fisted. I’m curious to hear how many of you would be up for the challenge. In other words, would you hit that?

While you’re thinking about that, be sure to head over to Gay Porn Blog and watch a video of this monster in action. Honestly, you may need to see it to believe it…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Tim Tales

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98 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Steven Prior”

  3. They need to make a deep throat vid with him. You know there’s someone out there that could take that tool.

  5. I don’t normally call people ugly, since most guys have a personality to make them beautiful when their looks fail…but the combination of Prior’s grotesquely large penis and his unattractive face, bony neck and skinny gangly body is just gross. But hey, just my opinion.

  6. It’s all smoke and mirrors. He has a normal sized dick but he’s actually 2 feet tall.

  7. He’s not pretty, but that is some impressive weapon. I’d be walking silly for a few days…

  8. imagine him running with a hard on. he’d break his frikkin neck.if he was mine ad still be bathing him.how awsom this is what the hek are u supposed to do wiv it. i take my hat off to him. welldone to be that size a mans ultimate dream.

  12. well, you see..

    ..the reason that he’s doing these features, is so he can begin picking up some extra money…

    …so he can begin to finally buy some food for himself.

    that’s his plan.

    and in a few months, he’ll be Hale & Hearty!

    (alternatively, this should serve as proof that there really are fewer “size queens” than you’d think.

    and, for those others who’d retort, well, that just leaves more for me: i will be happy to report, that they truly are some skanky, low-standard_having bastards.)

  13. Saint Impatience, I couldn’t have said it better myself! I’m actually surprised, I figured the whores would rule on this one. I’ll give it time though.

  15. All I see is all the pain that would cause. I don’t think he’s ugly though. Just skinny.

  16. I must give credit where credit is due & man oh man is that a very impressive piece of meat that I would sooo love 2 play with…just not with tha body attach’d 2 it tho…

  19. how embarassing for him that his penis is almost as big around as his forearm…and I think that is a baby’s arm grafted into his crotch….holy crap

  20. I’ve been with a dick that sized in person. Unfortunately, it was attached to a brain the size of a pea.

    I tried to suck it, and it was all “ow, your teeth hurt”. All I could do was lick it like a demented horny dog.

    Nice to look at, good for the big toy boys, but rarely if ever attached to those who know how to work what they have in the right scene.

  22. Won’t he pass out ever time he got a hard on, because the blood is leaving his brain to go to that FUCKING HUGE cock?…

  23. Still like to get to see it up close…like when you go to the carnival to see the two headed cow, or the bearded lady…

  24. Big dick does not mean good sex…. but hey, who am i to judge… Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…

  26. Yeah. That’s a pretty bad Photoshop job. With something that big, it should be casting a shadow on his stomach and there’s nothing.

    Also, in the second uncensored picture, his dick is pretty clearly lit from a different angle than the rest of the body.

    That said, if it were real, I’d only be interested in seeing it as a type of freak show.

  27. Wow, that’s a huge dick. It looks kinda funny and disproportionate on such an anorexic boy. Somebody buy him a Happy Meal & large chocolate shake or tell him to lay off the crank, okay.

  29. Why is it so many twinks have such big cocks? I just dont get it. Not cute at all but damn that cock makes my mouth water. Id love to ride that thing all night long!!

  30. Well guys it isn’t photoshopped, I checked out tim tales, its real.

    I’d still have to say no. The kid is just… not my taste. I need a little more than just a big dick.

  32. how does someone live with a appendage that big that isn’t a arm or a leg? jake the peg, anyone?

  33. I’d only do him through a gloryhole so I didn’t have to look at him. Sorry, but he is just not that attractive.

  34. That is freakishly unNATURAL I wouldn’t want 2 see him FUCK my worst enemy !! LOL OK maybe I would ………….. BTW Sasha put that FREAKISH thing up your ass and if that doesn’t KILL your motor ( LOL ) nothing will !!

  35. not a size queen , but then again I’ve been with two horse cock guys and we had LOTS of fun..:)

  37. I’ve seen the video on Tim Tales, so it is real. The problems I have is, first i’am a Top so a big dick isn’t what i’d be interested in. Second the way i’d judge him if he knows how to use that cock by seeing him fuck a man’s ass. Sure nice eye candy, but can he use it?

  41. someone should probably call the UN, looks like the concentration camps are back up and running.

  44. I love skinny white boys. So I already think he’s hot. As Top a big dick is mostly eyecandy for me and I like looking and playing with abig dick. Any bottom here that say they wouldn’t want that big dick fucking them is a liar!!

  50. Just to be awkward, I’d do him AND feed him a bloody good meal. He needs one.

  51. Why do people have to be so rude? If he’s not your type fair enough, then perhaps consider not saying anything… Calling him ugly and a midget is just plain ignorant. Shame.

  53. I would love to have him gag me with that monster and wear my little ass out.

  55. I’m just waiting for him to take the pump off his dick and reveal what he’s really like underneath it.

  57. ABSOLUTELY! … Only to say that I tried. If I succeeded, that would be a whole different story.

  58. i would defintly give it a go. there would a bit of lube required he would have to take it slow but i am sure i could handle it

  61. I know I couldn’t handle it at first…but it would be quite the thing to shoot for.

  62. It is fake. Look how he’s holding it. and y cant we see his balls in any of the shots. fake, fake, fake

  63. (i’d bet all the size-insecure tops, and all the true, hopeful, hard•core bottoms are the ones who insist on decrying Fakeness.

    now, weren’t you supposed to go look at the video of this man jerking his salami tube, so you’d obtain the visual confirmation of its realness?)

    on the bright side, i do know that there are guys who are more interested in the dick, than in the person who possesses it!

  64. Well, I don’t really want to look at him, but hey. I’m a sucker for pain, so why the hell not. 🙂

  66. I have a video of him fucking this really cute kid with a tiny cock, well tiny next to his for sure. The kid takes it with no problem, has a smile on his face the whole time. I’d let him fuck me anytime he wanted. Yeah, he’s not that attractive and he’s a bit too skinny, but who the fuck cares with a cock like that!

  67. Who knew Gollum was so hung? There is nothing even remotely attractive about those pics.

  70. a horse has a big dick but i wouldnt shag one

    this is a putrid little thing with one deformedly large attribute

    no fucking way mr, i want an attractive face and hot bod with my penis, not just a gross twiglet with a traffic cone

  71. I gotta say this is photoshopped. But if it isn’t, I’d give it a go. I got for the geeky type, which is the energy I get from him.

  73. nothing fake about the guy. saw the video. Not my speed, but hey, people like their guys thin. on the subject of loch ness between his legs, toooooo much for me. To the guys that can take the, God bless you.

  74. I’m a size queen for sure, love big cock, but what that one’s attached to does nothing for me at all.

  79. I can honestly say, having been with Steven Prior on many occasion, as he is my ex of 3 years, that in no way is his cock pumped or modified in any way shape or form, its all natural. He is a lovely guy and amazing in bed! He can use it all believe me! I can deepthroat him and I can take it…doesn’t say much for me, but it can be done boys…

  81. I bet Steven secretly wishes his monster cock was even 2 inches bigger, even though its one of the biggest around. I like his skinny body, & his non smile. That cock looks even bigger on his ultra skinny frame, I notice he can hardly get his hand around that thick cock as he wanks it.

  82. These pics don’t do him justice. Seen him in a few vids and he’s pretty cute. Would love to try taking his monster cock.

  83. I think people can voice their opinions just the same as people voice everything else. Getting bent out of shape wont make people be quiet, besides, gay people are some of the most judgmental so it goes w/o saying.

    Yeah clearly, he’s not attractive to most ppl & yeah it’s a freaking monster prehistoric cock… so what… it’s just a penis. You seen one you have seen them all… different sizes dont make me go gaga like some apparently.

  85. i would defintly let him go bareback on me. there would a alittle bit of lube required, because I have a small bottom. he would have to take it slow but i am sure i could handle it anyway he wants me.

  86. I AM SKINNY LIKE STEVEN AND MILLIONS MORE LIKE US. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO CALL ANYONE UGLY. LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT YOURSELF, I AM SURE YOU SEE FLAWS, IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM. I AM A #1 FAN OF STEVEN PRIOR. YOU TALK ABOUT HIM IN DISRESPECT, YOU TALK ABOUT ME. IF YOU CANNOT SAY SOMETHING NICE, SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE

    I HAVE READ ALL COMMENTS. ALL YOU JEALOUS

  87. Would love to feel that all the way in my stomach and have him rip me in 2. Perhaps for 2 – 3 hour daily…

  88. How can he be ugly with a huge dick, Shan? His dick makes him beautiful – We’re not talking aesthetics here, we’re talking gay porn, where cocks and balls and spunk rule!

  91. Hey why don’t you guy just stop bitching and enjoy looking at that huge dick! Loads of skinny lads have massive cocks.

    I think a lot of these bitchy comments are from jealous Yanks who are a bit jealous that this is a British lad with a monster cock.

    If ya don’t like it then fuck off!!

  93. Yeah! need_ur_cum that’s spot on. Steve’s huge dick is 100% genuine – just wish I had one that size. And he’s not some steroid pumped muscle bound Yank either.Can can he fuck ass? Well is the Pope a Catholic?

    ENGLAND RULES. OI OI!

  94. I’d suck thatcock just to find out how cum that monster can unload and if I could swallow it all without drowning and I would let him fuck me as deep and hard as he wanted just to find out if I could stand the fine line between intense pain and exquisite pleasure. Oh yeah!

  96. Well I have a motto that I put in my profiles:

    Fuck and Fill My Ass With Every Last Cum Drop You’ve Got – Multiple Loads Well Serviced and Appreciated.

    And for what I have in my brain that empowers this?

    Has anyone ever heard or actually read the book:

    The Bottoming Book: How to Get Terrible Things Done to You by Wonderful People [Paperback]Dossie Easton (Author), Catherine A. Liszt (Author) 

    Of course there is also The Topping Book in the series.  You can find these on the web easily but here is the synopsis on one site:

    “The Bottoming Book” and “The Topping Book”, by the inimitable writing team of Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt, are the groundbreaking books that take a realistic look at what motivates tops and bottoms – what turns us on, what gets us off. Laced with funny, exciting personal anecdotes, they examine the joys and frustrations of being a bottom or a top – physically, emotionally and spiritually – and give you lots of realistic ideas about how to get more of what you want, Perfect for tops and bottoms of any gender or orientation. Don’t miss Fish’s hot, funny, fabulous illustrations! 

    If  Mr Prior would get into me and popped me a very bad way… well frankly I would require him to go read The Topping Book before he attempted it again.

    But usually I can handle most anything that we all must admit is a fact that whoever out there/up that designed us humans and all of the diversity there is to have and hold in all of humankind..  there has to be a hole to please that cock and a cock that can please a hole working a mutual exchange.

    From The book:

    [Opening the Channels]: The strongest, hottest, most compelling top in the world can only top if he has a bottom.  The most accommodating, most masochistic, most devoted bottom in the world can onlybottom if he has a top.As a bottom, you are a top-maker.  You give your top permission to be a top, and, like it or not, you give him some direction as to what kind of top to be.  You also give your top the all-important permission to not be a top – to express the fears, concerns and vulnerabilities (both within the sexual way and outside of it) that weall, as human beings, must have.We need each other to be who we are.  We need to open ourselves up, as tops, and as bottoms, and above all as human beings, to get the acceptance we crave for our sexiest needs and wants.  We need to validate one another.  We need each other to heal ourselves and each other. We need each other to become the most that we can possibly be. 

    And if you consider it from a more basic human need principle…. for “anything” that is out there of humankind on this planet…. Anything must be made possible.   So, all you guys that say you would kick him out of bed — shameful shameful on you.   That would not be a stance I would make.

    What would you do if you both happened to be the sole survivors of some plane crash on some deserted island someplace? Would you just refuse to give your buddy that you must rely on the most for daily survival of his and even your most basic human needs — including sex?  
     [ see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow’s_hierarchy_of_needs ]

    I say in that extreme survival island situation that you would have to attempt and try no matter what…   And surprisingly so, you would both have that same level of focus — and of course success has to triumph in that endeavor for the human need of sex  is basic at the very bottom level…. a Physiological need.  

    Physiological needs
    For the most part, physiological needs are obvious – they are the literal requirements for human survival. If these requirements are not met, the human body simply cannot continue to function. Physiological needs are the most prepotent of all the other needs.

    — or else what?  You would refuse to offer this basic human need to the one you most need in all other things…. No fucking way would you do that!

      So what is stopping you all now…..  

    If the situation calls for a bit of extra awareness of what we all are doing — well so be it —we have the resource at our disposal right here and now — this internet thing — but take all of that away — and still the human will survive on what has been and always shall be our primal instincts if all of civilization has been blasted away to dust. 

    any comments or questions regarding this post are welcomed….
     

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