Would You Hit That?: Tim Urban

Tim Urban, singer-songwriter, American Idol, season nine, gay sex, would you hit that

I have a friend who can't stop babbling about American Idol contestant Tim Urban. Maybe it's because I haven't been watching this season, but is this guy really that hot? Let's make one thing clear–I'm not saying that I wouldn't do him. If he could take it, I'd plow his little twink ass every night of the week. But I'm not about to jump through hoops to get him on my dick.

Is anyone else as obsessed with this guy as my friend? Because I'm legitimately confused about what makes him so swoon-worthy. Based on looks alone, I'd rather hop in bed with Lee Dewyze. There's a chance I'm alone in this, but I'm willing to take that risk.

UPDATE: This post has now been enhanced with shirtless pictures. Okay, I get it now. I'm changing my vote from "maybe" to a definite "yes".

– Dewitt

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30 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Tim Urban

  1. A number of other blogs have posted shirtless pics of him, and he is/was pretty ripped, for what it’s worth.

  2. Lee is UGLY
    and a bad singer…=/
    Tim isn’t the greatest singer either
    but at least he’s good looking…haha

  3. If Tim is as ripped as the pictures then yes but has to chop the hair off i think he’d look a lot better.
    Also Dewitt your not alone id take lee over Tim Dewyze anyday

  4. He very cute but I have not follow AI at all this season so I have no Idea as 2 who these People R ….

  5. Personally, I’m still stuck on last year’s winner, Kris Allen, who is cuter than any of the guys this season. And even though it’s not a big seller, I also love his album. I think the management and record company guys really seemed to put all the promotion behind Adam Lambert, who is pretty freaky-looking and unfortunately decided it was more important to let the world know how gay he was than be a credible artist. Tim Urban looks a lot better with his shirt off, I’d have to admit, but his talent is severely limited.

  6. I’d love to find myself in the middle of a Tim and Lee sandwich! That would be one hot weekend! Yum!!
    Oh and to those talking about Kris Allen, I’d like to do so many naughty things to that boy as well. He just needs to realize he married wrong, and come live with me. 😉

  7. I’m with Dewitt on this one, Lee’s way cuter.
    Plus Lee can sing. On a show.
    That’s supposed to be about singing.

  8. This guy is sooooo adorable…curse all you faggots that cant enjoy a cute smile and a little shyness….He can move in with me any day……

  9. I voted my ass off for him last week, cause think the boy is cute. I am not into twinkies usually but something about this boy is really charming. He isn’t a bad singer, just has no confidence. The boy appears to be scared shitless whenever he is on stage. Spoiler alert though, he is the poster boy for the votefortheworst.com site. Unless they have lost momentum, he will be around for a while.

  10. his body is amazing and he’s very cute, but what is with that insanely shitty hairdo?? it’s not even side bangs anymore, it’s like side curtains, bleech

  11. Tim Urban is a total hottie nice body on him. where’s the peen pic lol i wouldn’t kick Leee out bed either 😉

  12. Oh, Look!
    It’s Scott Jacoby from “That Certain Summer” (1972). . .
    . . .Grandpa is dating himself!
    LOL!!
    He’s cute, but I’ve seen and had better. . .
    . . .carry on!

  13. I would do him because of his shirtless pictures. My favorite contestant this season is Aaron Kelly. He is jailbait but I am getting a strong gay vibe from him. Tim Urban not so much and that is why I wouldn’t go jumping through hoops.

  14. the sweet one was the one voted off last week (also blue eyes, can’t recall the name) + i am with dewitt on lee d.
    this one, for all the muscly hotness, looks like farrah fawcett is back with us – from the hair to the grin.

  15. He needs to be in porn!!! And not any porn but corbin fisher kinda stuff!!! Id pay hell a good money for it.. that smile that laugh… but that voice just needs to be moaning 😛 Enough Said

  16. Hell to the fuck no……ugh he is UGLY and cannot sing for shit….how the hell has he made it this far? Oh yeah stupid tween girls…

  17. people who DON’T get a gay vibe from Aaron Kelly need to have their brains examined, isn’t it too obvious? O.o
    and Kris Allen…I was crushed when I found out he was married…T_T
    but to answer the question, yes. I’d hit that. Twice. In one night. But my favorite singer this season is Crystal Bowersox…my god she makes my spine tingle…like when I hear “Mufasa”

  18. Tim Urban for sure. He just shouldn’t talk or sing and everything will be all good. Just kidding, but not really. I think Lee’s cute but I don’t understand peoples obssesion with that Casey (aka Billy Ray Cyrus 2.0) guy. He’s very blah to me.
    Kris Allen the hottest guy on AI?!?! Really?!? I mean he isn’t horrible looking but he’s definitely not the hottest AI guy of all the seasons. He’s very average and he sort resembles Speedy Gonzalez. I think Ace Young, remember him, was the sexiest male to grace the Idol stage. Yum.
    My favorite “Idols” this season are Didi, Siobhan, Aaron and Crystal. I really want Siobhan to win though.

  19. Tim is cute but can’t sing well
    Aaron is totally GAY. You have to be blind to not notice.
    Lee, I like how he sings. not sure about body wise.
    Casey looks like JD from Scrubs. He should pursue a career as a comedian
    Crystal is good though I don’t like her voice.
    The rest is I don’t even care

  20. As a soon to be 50yo queer with a 17yo niece I am so proud of the apparent rise in the look of the late 1960’s and the peace loving attitude that comes with it. We should all be proud of these kids. I personally think he has both amazing hair and a great voice and attitude.

  21. you guys are crazy Aaron is just a very young very timid guy – def not gay just a little geek with a great voice not tim urban def could be gay – def got the body and seems to be very into to himself but not in an arragant asshole way like big mike – the so called trainer with a big ol fat bowl of jelly belly wont be hiring him as my trainer
    jake

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