But I did NOT.

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Part three of XXX-Men from Men.com is even better than the last two. There are special effects, Landon Mycles is way bigger than I ever realized, and Colby Keller is taking him to pound town. That’s the full list of stuff that I need.

Wolverine and Colossus have some time to kill before Storm picks them up. What better way to pass the time than a super suck and fuck fest in the warehouse where Wolverine was created? Wolverine’s thick meaty cock feels right at home inside his comrade’s smooth tight ass as he passionately pumps away—before he realizes it’s actually Mystique he’s been fucking!

 

I have some notes about canon here, but they’re minimal and probably not of interest to you guys (except if that’s really the “warehouse where Wolverine was created” they would be in Canada, but whatever it’s fine). Canon notes get erased and ignored when dicks come out and they don’t wait long to get to that part:

 

 

 

I’m almost tempted to record “Tyler Reacts to XXX-Men” videos for you guys so that you can see that I’m actually laughing and clapping all the way through this series. But then I’d have to put on clothes and set up lights and stuff and that sounds like a whole ordeal. So instead just imagine it being something like this:

 

 

but also my dick is out.

 

 

GO WATCH THIS SERIES IT’S REALLY REALLY GOOD GODDAMNIT!

 

– tyler