YES, HONEY CHILD! This ratchet-ass, English accent bitch Lily Allen came out with a new feminist anthem, and it’s all about how she wants to ride seventeen huge DICKS in a row and not be judged for it! “Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits,” she sings OUT on this track. “It’s hard, it’s hard, it’s hard out here for a bitch.”
Now you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles knows that’s the DAMN truth! This dumb-ass motherfucker Dewitt is always up in my face trying to tell ME what to do, and sometimes I just wanna tell him to get RIGHT with his life and get the FUCK out of my pussy. Lily Allen knows what women want, and they want EQUALITY… And based on what I’ve read about feminism, that means being able to ride as many huge DICKS as you want!
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Now y’all KNOW that if Robin Thicke got up on stage in his panties, twerked his BOOTY MEAT and strummed his hairy PUSSY with a foam finger, nobody would be saying damn SHIT… Yet my supreme CUNT Miley does it, and we’re still holding it against her? These double standards are so FUCKING nasty. That girl can SANG! So many hot pieces of DICK flock to Boulangerié whenever she bumps “Rooting For My Baby” in her car. They all wanna get with THIS.
But SHIT! I ain’t even TRYING to get off topic like that. Lily Allen is the queen bee of keeping it REAL, and I ain’t even sure if she’s judging Miley or praising her, but you can bet your DAMN crusty rectum that I will be twerking HARD to this track when they play it at the club this weekend.
GET THAT HUGE DICK, LILY! YOU BETTER DO IT.
Get the FUCK down with Lily Allen’s BAGGY pussy below:
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I’ve just been informed that Lily Allen has a baggy pussy.
She might have had a point before Adele sold 10 million records.