You Just Got Shit Needled

Shit-needle

I'm surprised no one has ever told me how common finger-banging in the streets is in Korea. It's so popular that even children do it! Well, sort of. This may be old news, but the game "ddong ch'im" has just been brought to my attention. The term roughly translates to "shit needle". Yes, shit needle.

Basically, one person puts their fingers in a steeple-like position and runs around trying to unexpectedly shove it up someone else's butthole. It's kind of like how rappers "credit card" asses only I imagine it'd be a tad more uncomfortable. Not that having someone slide their hand down your crack is particularly enjoyable, but listen… if I'm going to get fingered, I want it to be on my own terms, you know?

– Dewitt

6 thoughts on “You Just Got Shit Needled

  1. Trust me, it’s not that funny when you’re actually in that position. 5 year old Koreans don’t know the meaning of the word “Stop.”

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