Your New Favorite Male Model: André Ziehe

Brazilian André Ziehe should be as popular as that Gisele Bundchen lady! It’s a travesty his sexy name isn’t on everyone’s lips! Look at him! Granted, he’s a little Photoshopped in this photoshoot for 2xist. But still, this dude could be hungover on a Sunday afternoon in dirty sweats, all booze-smellin and being miserly with the Bugles while monopolizing the sectional. AND insisting you watch football instead of Drop Dead Diva. And you’d still be all “Sure, sweetie. You want some head at halftime?”

– J. Harvey

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50 thoughts on “Your New Favorite Male Model: André Ziehe

  1. Bony, and I imagine in person he would even look skinier, since camara adds some pounds…

  2. “the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat”
    This boy is delicious! One for the fans of lean meat. Thanks

  3. Hot guy, but you hit it right on the head. These pics are photoshopped. I’m sure he didn’t need that.

  4. Not MY “favorite male model” . The word “Lanky” comes to mind (?) I’m just sayin 😉

  5. He is lanky, but that’s not always bad. Unfortunately, we really have no idea what this man looks like. They didn’t do him any favors. It’s so shopped it’s creepy. If you could find some more pix of him, would like to see how he would do with a second chance in a more natural set.

  6. Hi guys, I don’t doubt he is Photoshopped, but can you explain what you think has been done to him? thanks,

  7. hm I have the same brief/jock -just wished i looked as good – photo shopped or not .

  8. Why do some guys say this man (and every guy like him that’s posted on this blog) is too thin, skinny, or something else along those lines? Just because he minds his health and isn’t obese doesn’t really make him skinny or underweight or anything.

    Maybe I should take an eye to the large amount of posts on here with larger guys, and start commenting “too fat” on every one…it’s equally as arbitrary.

  9. Looks like Zac Efron a bit more so than Brent Corrigan does.

    When is MH going to post pics of the delectable Reichen Lehmkuhl?

    Other than that what happened to Andy? Where did he go – or are Andy and J H just Dewitt’s alter-egos

  10. im guessing most of the “too skinny” comments come from fat asses because it makes them feel high and mighty. 🙂

    he has a smaller build. so what? he’s still hotter than you.

  11. The guy is beautiful…these fat, jealous old queens can’t stand it. My favorite of their ravings is the often used “Feed him a sandwich”…of course they are typing with one hand, the other has a McFat Burger in it.

  12. im a model and brazilian… Gisele Bundchen =him ….not happening he will work and after a year gone as the new model

  13. I don’t think he’s skinny at all…just lean. Skinny, to me, means he has little to no muscle tone/definition.

  14. He’s definitely not “too skinny”, he’s just very toned/compact. He’s very attractive, but he’s over tanned and too polished for my tastes. I like rugged over “model”.

  15. Well, gee, not every gay man out there HAS to like what is considered “attractive” by societal norms. Some men prefer beefier men. And “minds his health and isn’t obese”? Really? Some people aren’t meant to be that lean, just because they have some extra weight doesn’t mean they don’t take care of themselves.

  16. I’m not a FAT ASS, but I do have curves, and I appreciate all types – but he is very lean, and some people prefer their men to be beefier. It doesn’t mean they want to make him out to be too skinny so they can “feel high and mighty.” What are you? Twelve?!

  17. My new favorite model? Hardly. Bit presumptuous on your part, Harvey. There’s really nothing about him that does anything for me. Not putting him down… different strokes for different folks. Just sayin’: no thanks.

  18. im sorry he looks like life size version of a ken doll, its like he came out of a box with a terrible tan

  19. I think he’d look better without the…editing…cause right now, I’m not seeing it.

  20. lol, i thought i was the only one who wasn’t into plastic boys…
    judging by the comments, it ain’t the case.

  21. Okay, so I never post on this, and I seen that some people have been mentioning that the image has been photoshoped, which is has. I will take it that you all aren’t noticing the more subtle airbrushing that is done, but more of how his skin looks like plastic. It is more of a combination of 3 things. Makeup, lighting, and photoshop. Makeup in photos helps even out skin tone, lighting will also help, but it seems that the light is more direct causing harsh shadows. When they took these pictures to photoshop to finalize some airbrushing, I think they went over board with the skin smoothing efects. Usually when you smooth someones skin it will give more of a ghosting effect If you over do it and then blend it will leave the skin looking like plastic. It also brings up that there is depth on the actual person, but no where else, which leads the eye to the fact that he has been over processed. Brightness and contrast wouldn’t hurt either… but in the end, he is still rather hot.

  22. My god you load of bitches!!! Put your claws away and go back to being sad people!!!!!! As for him being skinny he makes me look almost like a skeleton, he has a good body, very sexy and I’d take him any time, always wanted a Brazilian……….
    I really don’t care if I’ve offended you, you have your opinion and I have mine.
    The gay community is the most critical, live and let live.

  23. Nope, Not skinny.
    Just a swimmer build and a vertical rectangular shaped body.
    I’d let him do me.

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