The new fingerprint identity sensor on the iPhone 5s has been put to some strange uses since the device’s release. Throughout the world, tech nerds have watched in amazement as individuals unlocked their phones with the power of their nipples or a cat’s paw, as they silently wondered to themselves what would be next… And here’s the answer! You can unlock an iPhone 5s with your dick.
We first became suspicious that this was a possibility when the slightly-related GIF image above began floating around Manhunt headquarters. Sadly, nobody within the immediate vicinity was man enough to whip out his schlong and test this hypothesis, so it was a complete stroke of luck that OnTheHunt alumnus Roman Rivers just so happened to be visiting the office yesterday afternoon.
It didn’t take much coercing to get him to test our theory out, and within just a few moments, we made an extremely important technological discovery. Our precious iPhones are into more than merely getting fingered! They can recognize us with a little “just the tip” action.
– Dewitt
Watch Roman Rivers unlock an iPhone 5s with the tip of his dick below:
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Just yesterday my ex called me to tell me that he just got the 5s. Told me how awesome it was (compared to our other piece of crap “smart” phones). Now I’m sending him this link with a question, “So is this how you unlock your new phone?”
BTW, can I borrow Roman for a weekend? DAMN!
The more you know…
I hope people at Apple see this! AWESOME!
Uhm yes, but 80%+ American males are circumcised, and apparently this only works if you are, well, uncut. That could “cut” down on sales. Just sayin’.
I think he can also unlock my pants with that technique. Seems like it MIGHT be problematic if he gets a call at the mall.
Actually, 80% is not correct when you consider that circumcision rates have fallen dramatically over the past 20 years or so (down to 30% according to CDC). When you consider that younger American males these days are not circumcised, plus the influx of immigrants to the U.S. from Asia, Latin America, and the rest of the world (where 80% of the world’s males have a fully intact penis), Apple may need to create a special app for the dwindling ‘foreskin deficient’ market. Just sayin’.
Roman’s cut, and it worked for him…
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Haha Fake.
With iOS7 must enter a passcode, not just swipe.
Let’s see that done.