Zac Efron‘s heterosexuality will never cease to amaze us. Those gay rumors are ridiculous! The former High School Musical star has often been documented doing traditionally straight things in public, like ogling cheerleaders, riding skateboards whilst (not) wearing plaid, showing off his awesome treasure trail to the ladies and (most importantly) not sticking penises in his mouth (when anyone’s looking).
Here are some pictures of him shopping at Home Depot! Our favorite part is when he shakes hands with the three down-low dudes who are obviously about to have an orgy in the Home Depot bathroom. ::sigh:: Wouldn’t it be great if Zac joined them? It’s a shame he’s so heterosexual that it’d never happen…
– Dewitt
Click through for more documentation of Zac Efron’s incredible straightness:
Were they checking out his IS5? or his cute little ass?
Hmmm…so if he’s so straight, whats with the Snap-on-Tools box in his cart??
They were probably trying to get him to hire them.
The guy in the shorts is definitely going to fuck that ass of Zacs.
that would be an audi s5.
With his pants clearly sagging probably his ass.
Isn’t making fun of someone’s rumored sexuality online the same as calling a kid on the playground a faggot?
you’re totally right Blkchapok
How old are you? lol those pants are NOT sagging
i don’t get it, is this supposed to be better than posting about the jonas brothers being gay? its still pathetic. when will people be comfortable with their own sexuality so that they don’t have to talk about (make rumors, make fun of) anyone elses
I’m pretty comfortable with my own sexuality. I’m also pretty comfortable with JOKES and HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR.
I wonder if that’s the Home Depot on Sunset Blvd. that I used to shop at? The parking lot looks like it. Damn, HD was always great for scoping out some straight-guy eye candy, but who knew Zacy could have been wandering those aisles?!? I’d have helped him with his caulk gun. 😉
I don’t know if I would consider Home Depot to be the straightest place in the world… Martha Stewart has called it her favorite store multiple times. LOL. Also, I can’t get over that hat. I hate hats like that. They always make you look like a douche bag. Especially when they’re poking off the top of your head like that.
Side note, I agree, conjectures about how gay a celebrity is isn’t all that different than calling a kid on the playground a faggot. I don’t really think this is the best forum to make gay jokes. They make us all look bad, particularly when the subject of said jokes is clearly straight. I’m really over the blue collar machismo in the gay world… It’s incredibly condescending and superficial.
like i said, i dont get it.
well said space monkey
also, this is the same logic gay bashers use
I’m sorry you’re such a rabid Zac Efron & Nick Jonas fan that you can’t see the humor behind either of these posts (the latter which was a COMPLETE parody of celebrity gossip columnists, not meant to be taken seriously at all).
Ok lets look at a small detail… the items in the trunk of his car ar way to orgnized and space conserving. Now I don’t know about any of you guys, but I don’t know any straight guys that are organized.
Go SpaceMonkey1989!! I love going to Home Depot (any of them in the world) for great eye candy and I’ve known a large number openly gay the employees at a few of the stores. It’s a very gay friendly company to work for. Go Home Depot!!
dewitt, thank you for your blog comment; always remember, “it takes intellegence to understand intellegence”. Sometimes the effect is just plain lost on stupidity. i enjoy your work. keep it up!
How can you say they aren’t sagging? Half his ass is sticking out the top of his pants.
they are waiting for the gangbang to start
It’s not funny because of the somewhat ridiculous double standard Manhunt daily seems to espouse. I find it really obnoxious that everyone is all for drag queens (an overt display of femininity) and God knows, there’s plenty of bear worship and everyone loves a man in uniform etc (an overt display of masculinity) but the second someone falls into the middle of that divide they’re ridiculed mercilessly. I don’t understand why practically all gays speak, and even think in hyperbole. Why not try to support well adjusted men who don’t feel the need to overcompensate by gravitating so heavily towards one end of the spectrum or the other? Why not try to show gay men where there sexuality is part of their lifestyle and not a lifestyle unto itself? Then it would be a non-issue who seems particularly gay this week. As a gay blogger with such a large and prominent fan base, I think you could be much more responsible and relevant with your postings.
You know what. Drag queens, bears, cubs, uniformists, yops, bottoms. It s the flavor of our lifestyle, the freedom to express what we wanna be and bring to the world, and there is humor in all of it, you cannot list all the variebles of us in one page, I think we are the freest people in the world once we get past the shame, and one way or the other, we do. Witty and JW, keep doing what you re doing, bringing all the flavors to us everyday, even if some of these uptight mouthy assholes have no appreciation for it, there are more us that do, then there of them. I see your mission w. Zac Witty, keep bringin it. Eat that spacebuttmonkey!
All I’m saying is, it’s not so funny for the person that’s getting made fun of no matter how it’s intended. Like when you were in elementary school and the other kids called you a fag, I’m sure they had a SENSE OF HUMOR as well.
Dear Dewitt/Anonymous:
How many times do you have to be told somethings are just NOT funny before you take the hint??
GUYS, ZAC EFRON DOESN’T CARE WHAT I BLOG ABOUT HIM.
I’d apologize or back then if there was any chance he’d read these posts, but as I said… He’s a straight-identified man. Why would he read Manhunt Daily? This is all in jest. Take it easy. It’s a joke.
You don’t find it the LEAST bit suspicious that he’s photographed doing all these traditionally masculine things? It doesn’t matter if the gay rumors are true or not. Someone who handles him wants us to believe they’re not, and they’re trying VERY hard to convince us otherwise. That’s what’s funny to me. I’m not trying to “out” him.
And, SpaceMonkey1989, I do regularly embrace individuals who “fall into the middle”, so to speak. I’d elaborate on this, but I have a job to do, and I’ve wasted far too much time defending myself in the comments.
I think the difference between speculating on a celebrity’s sexuality and a playground bully is the intent behind it. The bully is trying to shame or inflict pain on someone. I’d assume no one here is doing anything but being welcoming to a celeb joining the gay universe.
I’m wondering why Zac Efron is doing his own shopping. Don’t celebrities have assistants for that kind of thing?
I think most of us don’t really understand all the shenanigans that go on with celebrities and their handlers. There are all these supposed “casual events” that happen and there are always paparazzi there to capture it. For celebs it’s all about image and those that are rising to the top, especially from the Disney machine – they really know about handlers, know how to work it. In Hollywood nothing is ever exactly as it seems. When you know about it, you can easily see the ridiculousness in it and it deserves to be poked at. Do it, Dewitt. Oh and WHEN Zac reads this blog, I hope he gets a good chuckle at it………….too.